can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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