what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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