Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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