just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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