how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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