YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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