Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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