First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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