but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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