Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
