is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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