We won't sleep together?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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