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i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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