The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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