I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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