How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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