Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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