can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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