walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
i now understand why vodka
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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