I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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