Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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