She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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