just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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