sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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