i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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