I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
