Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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