i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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