Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Randomize
