We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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