ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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