Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
