You're so nebulous sometimes
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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