If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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