she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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