Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
