So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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