Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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