Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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