butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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