4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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