I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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