I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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