the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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