we made out on top of his cat.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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