arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I stole a fireplace last night.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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