I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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