One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Randomize
