Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She is in my trunk
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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