shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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